i don't even know

venusisfortransbians:

Tumblr is gonna die without me knowing a single fucking thing about Homestuck and honestly I think that’s pretty sexy of me

surfindead:

surfindead:

when bert mccraken said that sugar were going down is the worst song ever written like afskabdhalsbja

bert gets to say that bc the used stayed true to emo as well as being communist and heavily homoerotic while pete wentz is sitting in his mansion playing fortnite and jacking off while thinking about being emo kanye west

benepla:

Remember when people were like “defend pop punk!” ajshjabsjaksbdn from what???? correct music critics? your mom at 3 am when she has fucking work in the morning Dylan use your headphones?

geekmom13:

drarrymylove:

peoplescommissariat:

Literally watching capitalism destroy the new productive forces (social networks, free access to software and media, etc) created by the internet because it’s near impossible to extract surplus value out of them is quite a trip really. And by a trip I mean heartbreaking

hollyblueagate:

highest form of respect to lizards that don’t run when you pass by them but instead do pushups and try to fight you

unclefather:

this is tumblrs revenge because we wouldn’t uninstall missing-e

cityelf:

insomniac-arrest:

insomniac-arrest:

reasons I’ve seen people staying on tumblr:

• don’t understand twitter
  
• don’t understand twitter
• posts are in chronological order
• spite
• no other website has the same ambiance of gothic confusion and unrelatable obtuse content
• they are a hapless pornbot who knows not of the end coming for their quivering female presenting nipples
• mega spite
•  like normal spite but you’re posting dick pics before The End
• Direct Contact with the Memes
• god, wht the fuk even is twitter
• they tried to leave but woke up again on tumblr like it’s the Groundhog’s Day movie

More reasons:

• tumblr allows us to post in any format medium we choose (image, long text post, sound, or video)
  
• shitposting just isn’t the fking same anywhere else
• like some sort of ancient slumbering giant this is where we have laid for many a century and Will Not Get Up Again (aka can’t be bothered)

• This is the only godforsaken place I can have an open online presence where my fucking family haven’t managed to find me so you can pry it from my cold, dead, nippleless hands

astraldepths:

they have faces that make it look like they’re just listening to you rly well

and some of them like to hide in the water with a bit of nose sticking out, like a teeny alligator just waiting to getcha

I mean, even when they haven’t hatched yet, they’re adorable. such smols

they come in lots of different shapes and sizes, like smallmouth round

and bigmouth round

some are rly bright colors to say “pls do not eat me, I am a danger!”

and some look like glowy stars

lookit this one’s foldy toes!!

!! and the bumpy belly!

sometimes they even tuck their legs in like cats do

and let’s not forget they do the thing when they make noise!

frogs are such good creatures

mabunnie:

thyrell:

thyrell:

no cops at pride only lizard in security vest

Good to see the situation well monitored.

hotboyproblems:

Pro-lifer: Would you have wanted to be aborted

Me: Yes